Both players are on 4–1 going into this round
Sundholm and Gellerman’s chances are sound
Of making Day 2 yet another time
While this feature match writer is spitting his rhymes—kick it!
Well, Gellerman failed to win the rollIt’s beastly in this format to lose control
Of the chance to use your tricks
In all your swings on turn 6
To compare it to a mix it is
It’s worse than mine (and mine are hardly sick).
Rem-Ram for Gellerman on turn 2 was good
But Jubilee has no respect for no Brother’s hoods,
No attacks on the turn, just a little burn,
The game kicked off quick and the crowd all yearned for . . . some . . .
Plays that amaze, but Pete simply could not supply,
Longshot from Gellerman seemed like a far better try
It seemed that his guy could simply beat on Sundholm’s 1-er
It ended the turn, Jubilee really was a stunner.
There’s reason that Metagame isn’t big on the big rhymes
It’s really hard to do this when you’re typing in real time
I need a slower format, perhaps more caffeine
Back to the game yo, time to keep it X-Treme.
Silver Sabre rocked on 3, Alex rolling with his punches
Nightcrawler on this init for Pete was getting eaten (like kindergarten lunches),
More attacks went back, Longshot got in for a lot
There was probably another play but I must say I forgot.
As long as I’m trying and working on a rhyme
It’s possible I’m missing things to keep it in time.
Gellerman’s position was hotter that Pete’s
FTN, it’s the end, Alex brought all the beats.
For four 4-characters for Geller, man
Bishop first for Sundholm, he’s an XSE Commando
Nightcrawler moved the leader, allowing attacks,
But a Lying in Wait put Bishop on his back.
Nightcrawler and The Hill put Pete in for the kill, a stun was a thrill and the rhymes were still ill. And getting iller.
Yo.
Turn 5, Geller-man had Polaris from his row
With the flight he might quite well have been good to go,
All Sundholm had beyond his hair and his band was
Emma Frost, Friend or Foe to foil those plans.
Break it down!
In the background an angry dance-off begins. Someone gets served. Play continues.
Longshot, Rem-Ram, Polaris, Roberto,
All the guys learned to fly from the girl known as Polo,
Geller-man was the man on attack Brave New World
X-Men and the Hood teamed-up to get the 5-drop girl.
Longshot and Rem-Ram had the moves
SNIKT!, Feel the Burn!
Truly pretty rough grooves.
Bishop went down, Da Costa went to the face,
Sundholm was in trouble—he axed for help to win the race
Eleven endurance to a full 25.
He tried for a Scaleface to stay alive.
Gellerman had hidden guys, as would likely stay alive
Unlike the man himself, whose chances rather took a nose-dive
Scaleface with Morlock Justice took him down like a dog’s dinner,
His chances, like this Englishman, were thin and only getting thinner.
Emma Frost attacked Polo, his endurance went down to 6,
Perhaps he was lucky, perhaps there were no more tricks?
Wary of something scary, Alex passed
Onto turn 7, the init again at last.
With 11 to do, it was close to the end.
Mystique, Freedom Force showed up with a friend
And an Image Inducer, to continue the trend
Of winning the roll and the match with a big send.
Enemy of My Enemy found a 7-drop for Peter,
Sebastian Shaw was a pretty big hidden beater,
It likely wouldn’t matter, Gellerman’s dudes were fatter
He smiled from under his hat as his mad visible heroes get visibly battered.
Sundholm was finished,
The deal was done, yo.
Gellerman wins.
End.
Of.
The.
Show.
Never let an Englishman rhyme for a feature match,
You’ll not know what’s going on, get Jebaileyed, and here’s the catch,
Without a beat I can’t compete, not even with Vanilla
But give me cold hard prose and I’m a wordsmith serial
Killer.